Be The Harry To My Louis

Jul 28

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

Jul 28

guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

Jul 28
Jul 28

backdoorteenmom:

This was the best thing Rihanna ever did or said and if you disagree I don’t want to know you

Jul 28
Jul 28

breadmaakesyoufat:

when a group of teenagers walks past you and starts laughing at you for no apparent reason

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Jul 28

jakemalik:

taylorthebloody:

ppitte:

It has come to my attention that a lot of people haven’t played this game so pay attention:

Grab a friend and tie your hands as the following picture shows

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Now try getting yourselves free well maybe not free but apart from each other, so that the ropes aren’t tangled together, without opening the knots or otherwise removing the rope from around your wrists. It is possible.

im sorry friend but your arm must go

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Jul 28

laaarryyallthaway:

Larry Jealousy

Jul 28
crazyanimals:

ke$ha’s mom gives thanks to her daughter for washing her first dish

crazyanimals:

ke$ha’s mom gives thanks to her daughter for washing her first dish

Jul 28